=)

Saw the ex, his wife and their kid at a restaurant today.


I wanted to just punch him in the head for old times’ sake, but my clean rap sheet prevented me from doing so…that & my guardian angel friend…..As I looked at him with his salt n pepper hair, his old man glasses, and his plaid shirt, I thanked the Lord that I wasn’t the sourpuss wife sitting across from him.

We dodge bullets every day. I would rather be single and happy making my dreams come true than stuck in a relationship/ marriage with that man. Farewell buddy. I hope my smile and my a ass brightened your day….as I walked out the door!

3 weeks ago
”

Never let go of hope. One day you will see that it all has finally come together. What you have always wished for has finally come to be. You will look back and laugh at what has passed and you will ask yourself… ‘How did I get through all of that?’

Unknown (via inspiredbythisfeeling)

(via inspiredbythisfeeling)

1 month ago

Best pick-up line ever….

” I swear on my balls, you’re so beautiful…”

-Larry; Detroit, Michigan

1 month ago

It’s been three years of consideration and toying around with where I am “supposed” to be. Without a shadow of a doubt, I know my NEW LIFE awaits me.

I am ready to put this plan in action and watch my beautiful life unfold. I am ready to sign a contract, say “see you soon” to my family and make the dreams a REALITY.

I love. Xx

1 month ago

20/20

There is no better feeling than seeing and talking to a former crush, and realizing you’re the one who got away!

2 months ago
”

What would you do, if you knew you could not fail?

Unknown
2 months ago
Beaucoup….

Beaucoup….

(via dreaming-and-wishing)

2 months ago
Cosmos

Cosmos

2 months ago
”

Why don’t you tell me that “if the girl had been worth having, she’d have waited for you?” No, sir, the girl really worth having won’t wait for anybody.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

(Source: thecoolofnight, via cheekyninini)

2 months ago

Horrible Match.com Description of oneself

This dude doesnt know jack!

” I do not have any children now, but maybe one day…maybe not…what’s meant to be will happen. Not sure what the stats of my perfect match are because I haven’t met her yet. Maybe one day soon I will know what it’s like. I’m sure we will have lots in common, but yet we also have some differences. They say opposites attract. Maybe I’ve been going about this the wrong way. Maybe I should start looking for my opposite instead my mirror image..or wait for her to find me

2 months ago
I’m pretty sure peeing on the Post Office is illegal. #sick

I’m pretty sure peeing on the Post Office is illegal. #sick

2 months ago

What would you like for Valentines?

Him.

(Source: psych-facts)

3 months ago